Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Once upon a night time I walked in the park
I heard an owl hoot and a far off dog bark
I looked to the sky at the half eaten moon
And wished I was in a cartoon
A toon where the moon was a blueberry pie
And the clouds are all hung by strings in the sky
The rain would pour down like a candy typhoon
And we'd travel around by balloon
A marshmallow spaceship would take me aboard
And give me the ugliest human award
The aliens look like a chicken fillet
And they'd grow a fresh head everyday
They'd stick me and poke me and screw off my head
And switch out my brain for a loaf of white bread
They'd fill me with helium so I'd be lighter
And wash my clothes till they got tighter
I could float around in their no gravity room
Then mix alien potion and alien perfume
I'd travel deep space for four-hundred years
And bring everyone souvenirs
And when they would drop me back in the same park
I'd hear that owl hoot and that far off dog bark
The marshmallow spaceship, was it really true?
Oh well... let's sail on my lettuce canoe
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The Marshmallow Spaceship
Once upon a night time I walked in the park
I heard an owl hoot and a far off dog bark
I looked to the sky at the half eaten moon
And wished I was in a cartoon
A toon where the moon was a blueberry pie
And the clouds are all hung by strings in the sky
The rain would pour down like a candy typhoon
And we'd travel around by balloon
A marshmallow spaceship would take me aboard
And give me the ugliest human award
The aliens look like a chicken fillet
And they'd grow a fresh head everyday
They'd stick me and poke me and screw off my head
And switch out my brain for a loaf of white bread
They'd fill me with helium so I'd be lighter
And wash my clothes till they got tighter
I could float around in their no gravity room
Then mix alien potion and alien perfume
I'd travel deep space for four-hundred years
And bring everyone souvenirs
And when they would drop me back in the same park
I'd hear that owl hoot and that far off dog bark
The marshmallow spaceship, was it really true?
Oh well... let's sail on my lettuce canoe
This poem is brought to you by
The Mother Ship Button!
Comment on This!
permanent web address:
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